Monday, June 24, 2013
Ever experienced a day when you and your girlfriend were walking/eating/chatting/(put any activity here) happily when suddenly, her mood sours up?
Did you try to lighten up the mood and tried to find the cause of the problem? Or what you did only worsened it?
Doesn't it puzzle you to death when that kind of thing happen so suddenly, without any warning?
Well, fret no more! Because, I am going to show you a condensed chapter in the book, How to Understand Women vol. 9xx entitled: Reasons Why She is Mad.
So, I suggest that you read through this list and try to comprehend the complex processes why she is so mad at you.
Disclaimer: Ever since the start of the animal kingdom, no boy, man or elder has fully understand the complex thought processes of a woman. Therefore, take this list lightly because everything in it is subject to change.
Let's start?
9. You forgot to reply to her message or return her call.
Simply put it this way, your girlfriend, or wife for that matter, is very worried about you. She wants to know that you are safe and sound. Therefore, start replying to her phone calls and messages, fool!
Or else, some untoward things may happen to you.
Either this, Or this,
Choose your faith wisely, buddy.
8. You are so clingy.
I know you'd like to be around her and all but ...
... ever heard of being too needy?
Give your girlfriend her space, man! It annoys them if you act like a tail that follows her every move, every time.
It'd be better if you would just reply to her messages and talk to her if she wants it.
But, just don't be like this guy ->
7. She wants to be with you - and it bugs her.
What do you call a girl who is in love with you but, does not want to acknowledge her feelings? In Japanese, she's called a tsundere, in Filipino, you call her a pakipot.
Ha! You probably thought tsundere characters can only be seen in animes and manga, but think again. They do exist in real life.
Sadly for you, you fell in love with one. But, don't worry. Follow this guide, and you'll be fine.
6. You forgot to compliment her.
Come on, compliment your girlfriend more often. Whatever she looks like, you just have to think that she is the best girl for you. You have to see beyond her looks, too!
Remember, no one will ever pay attention to you more than her, except of course, your mom.
Therefore, tell her how beautiful she is.
(Just think of her as Emma Watson if it's really hard)
5. You forgot something very important.
Dates are very important, and I don't mean where you take a girl out for dinner.
Dates: the day, month and year of your anniversary, monthsary or whatever-sary. Remember, these are precious moments girls like to cherish, so don't mess them up.
Give her something to be happy about. Roses, chocolates, and/or letters are the usual things you have to give your girlfriend during these dates.
If you can, surprise her with some fancy dinner. But, make do with what you can.
Just remember, it's the thought that counts!
4. You are annoying.
It's great if you are humorous. Humor will always be your best friend when you are trying to entertain your girlfriend.
But, stop being annoying. If you are bordering on being a complete jackass, stop. And, if you are just not funny at all, don't try to be one.
Just listen to her and don't get in to her nerves.
If you don't, your girlfriend or wife will go gung-ho on you. Beware!
3. She has the "swings".
Does you girlfriend display one or more of the following?
1. Is she extremely nice to you?
2. Does she hate you to the core?
3. Is she nice to you, again?
4. Is she cold to you now?
If one or more of the following is true, then your girlfriend is just having her usual mood swings.
Just stay calm and wait for her to chill.
(But, don't you think Anne Hathaway in this illustration is quite adorable?)
2. She is on her period.
1. She is mad, period.
Please consult the following charts first before we continue:
Because of the disagreement by leading experts, there has been no consensus, as of yet, on what is the top reason why your girlfriend or wife is suddenly mad at you.
Therefore, you can now only guess what is the reason why she's mad.
But, please remember this golden rule, right here: If she's mad, then she's truly mad.
Please don't try to make fun of her or everything will be blown to smithereens, I guarantee you.
Image sources: c/o Google Images
Simply put it this way, your girlfriend, or wife for that matter, is very worried about you. She wants to know that you are safe and sound. Therefore, start replying to her phone calls and messages, fool!
Or else, some untoward things may happen to you.
Either this, Or this,
Choose your faith wisely, buddy.
8. You are so clingy.
I know you'd like to be around her and all but ...
... ever heard of being too needy?
Give your girlfriend her space, man! It annoys them if you act like a tail that follows her every move, every time.
It'd be better if you would just reply to her messages and talk to her if she wants it.
But, just don't be like this guy ->
7. She wants to be with you - and it bugs her.
Ha! You probably thought tsundere characters can only be seen in animes and manga, but think again. They do exist in real life.
Sadly for you, you fell in love with one. But, don't worry. Follow this guide, and you'll be fine.
6. You forgot to compliment her.
Come on, compliment your girlfriend more often. Whatever she looks like, you just have to think that she is the best girl for you. You have to see beyond her looks, too! Remember, no one will ever pay attention to you more than her, except of course, your mom.
Therefore, tell her how beautiful she is.
(Just think of her as Emma Watson if it's really hard)
5. You forgot something very important.
Dates are very important, and I don't mean where you take a girl out for dinner.
Give her something to be happy about. Roses, chocolates, and/or letters are the usual things you have to give your girlfriend during these dates.
If you can, surprise her with some fancy dinner. But, make do with what you can.
Just remember, it's the thought that counts!
4. You are annoying.
It's great if you are humorous. Humor will always be your best friend when you are trying to entertain your girlfriend.
But, stop being annoying. If you are bordering on being a complete jackass, stop. And, if you are just not funny at all, don't try to be one.
Just listen to her and don't get in to her nerves.
If you don't, your girlfriend or wife will go gung-ho on you. Beware!
3. She has the "swings".
Does you girlfriend display one or more of the following?
1. Is she extremely nice to you?2. Does she hate you to the core?
3. Is she nice to you, again?
4. Is she cold to you now?
If one or more of the following is true, then your girlfriend is just having her usual mood swings.
Just stay calm and wait for her to chill.
(But, don't you think Anne Hathaway in this illustration is quite adorable?)
2. She is on her period.
Ever heard of PMS as in, premenstrual syndrome? Well, it's just a concoction of several emotions and feelings that will make a girl go on a rampage especially when she's irritated or otherwise.
Don't worry, it's a naturally occurring phenomenon which is boxed with every girl on this planet.
Plus, there's more! If you avail of one girlfriend now, you can get a PMS + mood swing combo! That will be an awesome experience, trust me.
Just don't forget to run, duck and hide. Please, say it again: run, duck and hide.
Add in a little of pacifying technique and you will survive this disaster, probably.
And lastly ...
And lastly ...
1. She is mad, period.
Please consult the following charts first before we continue:
Because of the disagreement by leading experts, there has been no consensus, as of yet, on what is the top reason why your girlfriend or wife is suddenly mad at you.
Therefore, you can now only guess what is the reason why she's mad.
But, please remember this golden rule, right here: If she's mad, then she's truly mad.
Please don't try to make fun of her or everything will be blown to smithereens, I guarantee you.
Image sources: c/o Google Images
